Friday, June 5, 2020

Divorce from sports

Dear MLB, NHL NBA and NFL,


I regret to inform you that we are headed for an ugly divorce. The reason is that your are no longer sports leagues, you are tools of the LEFTIST Democratic Party. You can no longer be trusted to provide a good product and people who live in accordance with my values.
That concerns me greatly.

It’s a shame because I used to enjoy your leagues. Now you’re a part of the Radical LEFT and the Democratic Party. I can barely discuss the games and statistics in your leagues with my nephews now. These kids are too young to be subjected to this nonsense. It’s extremely disappointing but we are DIVORCING.

Sincerely yours,


Joshua Normand

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